Where I see my blog going. The roadmap to fame and fortune.

Here are the things I want to put on this site before I start posting blogs....

Witty Anecdotes.
Not all of the witty anecdotes will be mine. Which proves yet again that, while I do have a monopoly on your bedtime thoughts, I don't have a monopoly on witty anecdotes.

Anagram RSS Feed.
I like anagrams and haven't seen an Anagram RSS feed yet.

Photos of Me.
The one I create will be all photos of me. Originally my plan was to mount a mirror on my monitor so I could look at me, but I ran out of 'm' words to put the plan in otion. You can show all of your friends how cool I am. That's kind of the point of having a blog in the first place.

An Online Store.
People enjoy reading what I have to say, but sometimes I feel like they're not buying it. Now I'll know for sure.

Sexy Girl Picture of the Day
I know a lot of people work in offices and can't look at sexy pictures of girls. That's why I'm going to create the Sexy Girl Picture rss feed. This RSS feed will include the hottest descriptions of girls I see on a day to day basis.

Who's Fucking Who?
This is going to be my attempt to make sense out of the world. Sometimes the world feels a little overwhelming. You're not getting laid, but everyone else is. In this section I'll apply my ability to read lots of things and talk all high and mighty about how objective I am with a gossip style intesity to get across the point of how wrong your uneducated opinion is. Asshole.

I really would like to make them each into thier own individual RSS feeds. That way if someone likes the "Anagram Feed" over the "Sexy Girl Picture of the Day" they don't have to scroll through hundreds of hot barely legal text descriptions of girls. They can just see the one witty Anagram I came up with recently.