tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-54655715528014425372009-11-09T22:41:17.093-08:00Matt Nicole Blog is not a robot. It's basically everything a robot isn't, minus the feelings.Matt Nicole Bloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10960114518749181213noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5465571552801442537.post-1153106117406563972009-02-23T20:09:00.000-08:002009-02-23T20:11:03.927-08:00

"Is this blog dead?" - Matt Nicole (paraphrased)The answer is yes. It is.No one reads this, but if you come across it... check out www.themattnicole.comI'll be adding a blog soon.... and a place you can follow my twitter, tumblr, flickr, facebook, blah, blah, blah.Attention, I needs it!

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I have a problem keeping up with my blogs. Looks like this one might be dead now.Ah well.

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If you don't know by now that the war in Iraq is totally fucked up, then you are seriously out of touch with everything.Something needs to happen now. I tell the people I know and meet, but nine times out of ten it falls on completely deaf ears. I talk to people at parties about it. I get yelled at by the targets of my conversation for being an asshole. I get yelled at by my friends for not

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A Matt Nicole ExclusiveMy Bedroom, Brooklyn-- It started at a putt-putt place on CR-76. Jerry and Jenny Boeheim fell in love on the 8th hole. Twenty years later they came back to the 7th to tie the knot in front of hundreds of their closest friends and family. The knot would eventually be untied in the privacy of a Law firm in the local Stop and Shop strip mall.The interviews of Jerry and

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my buddy's hilarious sketch comedy team WACK PACK just posted theirbest of clip show on youtube!!!check it out, it's da bomb!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTBteKhO7-4

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A Matt Nicole ExclusiveJeremy King is a winner. In this photo Jeremy holds his trophy for all to see.My Bedroom, Brooklyn-Jeremy King won the Award for most trophies last night at the First Ever Awards Awards.King showed up to the event already knowing that he'd won the coveted "Most Trophies" award, but the award for "Best Trophy" award came as bit of a surprise. "I know that many people come

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A Matt Nicole ExclusiveIt's true! Everyone's buying this Bologna!My Bedroom, Brooklyn-Gourmet Bologna (pronounced: gore-MAY bah-LO-nee) is on fire. Not literally, of course, but figuratively. A trend that can only be described as a jackpot for Oscar Meyer.Ever since it was first introduced to the American public by Pap (a combination of Pop and Rap) star P-diddy (a combination of Prostitute did

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A Matt Nicole ExclusiveThe ProtagonistMy Bedroom, Brooklyn-Wednesday morning started like any other for a local Department of Transportation worker. Mike Holloway, 65, went down to get some breakfast and discovered he was out of milk."It was really bizarre. I'm usually really good about keeping my milk stocked. My doctor recommended I eat a bowl of Total every morning. He says it's got a lot

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A Matt Nicole ExclusiveMy Bedroom, Brooklyn--The senate voted today to send all losing teams in the NCAA college basketball tournament to fight as their own squadrons in Iraq. "Yes, even the women," said Senator Markston(D-HO).What's most surprising about the announcement is that Congress hasn't released a press release. David Brooks of the New York Times is baffled. "I wanted to write an Op/Ed

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A Matt Nicole ExclusiveMy Bedroom, Brooklyn-Everyone knows carbon dioxide is a greenhouse gas. Dry ice is just frozen carbon dioxide. As it heats up it never takes a liquid form. It just goes straight from a solid to a gas. A gas which is the leading factor in global warming. Whether it's true that carbon dioxide is what's causing the earth to heat up really doesn't matter anymore. It sounds

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Here are the things I want to put on this site before I start posting blogs....Witty Anecdotes.Not all of the witty anecdotes will be mine. Which proves yet again that, while I do have a monopoly on your bedtime thoughts, I don't have a monopoly on witty anecdotes.Anagram RSS Feed.I like anagrams and haven't seen an Anagram RSS feed yet.Photos of Me.The one I create will be all photos of me.

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